The battle at Tollandgrad

This weekend the Brothers of Beslan return once again to Tollandgrad to defeat the reactionary imperialist forces that threaten our livelihood . We will meet up with Comrade Honecker and his squad of East Germans, show them the ins and outs of our terrain, and no doubt bury the enemy. After, we will celebrate with cans of KVASS and packs of Reds. PROVST!